I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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