If i come over, it means nothing
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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