Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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