Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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