Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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