you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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