There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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