I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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