do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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