I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
barbara walters just said penis...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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