You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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