i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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