She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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