I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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