i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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