did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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