Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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