Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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