You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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