uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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