Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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