Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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