I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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