im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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