You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
