I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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