i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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