i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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