Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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