I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
