Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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