yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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