How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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