If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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