I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
