At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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