people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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