We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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