OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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