Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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