Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
