matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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