Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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