Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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