So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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