no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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