Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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