She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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