Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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