My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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