Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I know her cup size but not her name....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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